Your Vices, Quantified.
Track your dopamine addictions — fapping, scrolling, sipping — all in one log.
Get judged by AI. Get better. Or don’t.
Either way, it’s getting logged.
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Face the AI.
Our AI analyzes your patterns and gives you the feedback you need, not the one you want.
See the Truth.
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The AI Is Waiting.
We fed it stoic philosophy, military discipline, and your grandpa's disappointment. It will not be gentle.
> Reading user_log_771...
> Analyzing patterns...
> Generating feedback...
[AI]:
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